DEAR ....

Mrs Prada,

I would very much like this jumper below reasons why....

a) this jumper is pink , pink is a highly feminine colour , since I spend most of my days feeling like a fat 11 year old no one wants to talk to this could be my only chance in life to feel like a girl thus getting me a boyfriend which would make me feel like even more of a girl.

b) it actually looks like it might fit me ( ok ok not sample size perhaps a 42 might fit) for someone who spends a lot of time lusting after clothes i can't get my thumb into this could be a great improvement for the whole self esteem thing.

c) Till this day I have never ever lost/stolen any of your press samples therefore there must be some sort of rewards points system I'm on I imagine its like nectar points only with Prada not money off  bread or something.

d) You've forgotten my birthday it was a two weeks ago ( Dont worry wang has too his letter is next! ) so this would be a perfect make up for it.

e) IT'S THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD PLEASE CAN YOU GIVE ME ONE PLEASE !!!!!!

feel free to email me anytime so i can send you my address 

thanks again 

Jeanie 

Dear ....

Dear Junya Watanabe,

This came to the office today and i really would like to keep it Please Please Please?? reasons why below.

(a) its a sample and i fit it! do you know how Many samples fit fat girls actually fit in?? none therefore I should have fun cape coat scarf thingy it will increase my considerably low self esteem.

(b) i never get anything free if i had this i'd stop making the sad face in the picture and i'd behappy and you would totes want that right??

(C) if i had this i would make a concerted effort to get on jak & jill , satorialist, facehunter etc etc i'd even brush my hair maybe put on some heels, this in turn would be excellent advertising for you earning you more big bucks and thus paying for cape coat thingy.

As i've demonstrated above i would really benifit from having this piece so if you can just let mekeep it that would be great.

Many thanks


Jeanie

OH MY GIVENCHY

I love Riccardo Tisci so much its beyond a joke examples below

WITNESS THE FITNESS

Hurrah its fashion week boo I'm not going to any shows  i will of course be salivating over style.com to get my fashion fix Fashionologie to get my gossip 

first stop new York lots of "cool" stuff time for more Wang Loving i never seem to get bored of his clothes sad but awfully true spring summer is all about sexy sportswear with a super sexy twist cropped sweatshirts sexy little leather lace up shorts dangerously flirty dresses  YUM 

Viva Viva H

Bubble already talked about this brand already but thought i'd give it a mention its so soo soo yummy i want it all 

 Click here to see more viva-h.blogspot.com

Dear Jimmy Choo.....

Can you send me the above please my hunters are rubbish i want these ones 

thanks 

Jeanie 

cakes aches and shoes

This morning while walking to work I had a rather strong convo with myself 

Jeanie 1 god it's so nice outside soon it will be summer and ill have to stop wearing tights  oh god maybe i should diet 

Jeanie 2  because of course in 6 weeks you can lose 6 stone sure you can you know you + any form of exercise = A&E, tiredness, aches pains this is not a good plan lets eat more cake yummmmy cake 

Jeanie 1 I know I know  but oh I'd like to buy some really really nice clothes i spend hours looking for fun stuff to wear to work and i can't find anything i don't wanna be the office frump

jeanie 2 erm you have three outfits anyway and you remember what that Barclay's statement said i believe there were minuses involved 

jeanie 1 BOOO i hate you you meanie you spoil everything !

my point being that for about 15 seconds i was on a diet i brought granolia had some juice this all changed at about 4pm CAKE TIME again poof went the diet ! Instead I had lovely Cake baked by the even lovelier Phoebe Arnold she takes a mean picture, styles and bakes awesome cakes  some girls have all the luck.

I also spent the afternoon lusting after sexy super sexy strumpet Kimi (wasn't just me lusting after her the gentlemen on 1st floor are also admirers)

her shoes are fall aw09 Vuitton (she's fancy like that)

to conclude i need to a say no to cakes and yes to shoes

Vuitton gets Bunnylicious

LOVE LOVE LOVE this show not in a biased way its awesome on so many levels plus  I have a new obsession move over givenchy headband say hello to those Bunny ears I'm hopping mad about them YUM. 

Photos by fashionologie

Emilio The great

Why do i love emilio so much a) hands down he's got to be the nicest guy i've ever met, b)he has great taste in fashion books he lent me a rather amazing Versace book once that i really enjoyed and c)

well its this

PS Please will you send me those boots email me for postage details 

CAN I HAVE .......

One of these jumpers please Iceberg FW09 Men's there so FUN reminds me of the 90's whoop whoop 

Santa sucks because.....

He hasn't given me this yet i need this headband if any pr's read this please please please send me one there were like 14 in the show come on .

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Dear Luella and David ,

I hope your both well!

Even though I'm a little on the old side I would very much like to be considered for the position of foster daughter .I love you and i think i would be a welcome addition to your home I'm housetrained, I can entertain (maybe sing a song or two do a little dance etc etc )  i'm old enough to look after the kiddies when you nip out for supper  but most importantly ill be extra good all the time i'll go to bed early and ill stop drinking wine and everything.

It would be lovely to discuss this in person sometime maybe over tea and cake??

Please adopt me 

many thanks 

Jeanie annan-lewin

Fat fashion assistant 

I think i need a fashion fairy

Because I need this Givenchy headband in my life. I love headbands partly because my hair is always a mess not" rock n roll just got out of bed mess" more like jeanie what did you do to your hair ??? mess so I anything to distract from the state that is my hair would be amazing. 

Ps: i'd also like the black one