K-swiss vintage california collection Party

Last night was K-swiss's launch I couldn't for the life of me tell you what it was for but

bowling+ beers + boys = Happy Jeanie

Going APE for BAPE

Friday night was Bape night lots of fun were had by all  here come the bullet points 

Good bits

• catching up with old friends 
• throwing Major shapes super fun
• Seeing Charlene from big brother 
• Seb Chew's DJ set SICKK !!! old school jungle yes please !
• seeing Nigo Dj and Pharrell being well Pharrell

Bad bits

• the longest Que for drinks
• lots of (Fame fuckers ) girls with tiny satin dresses and towering heels 
• Reggie Yates winning C$*@! of the night award see next post 
•  Getting  an earful from a  model (no point in putting her name down) who thought i was trying to take her photo even though i wasn't trying to photograph her i was trying to get a picture of Nigo and was asking her to move out of the way.
• people shouting" don't you know who i am "! Boring 

 

 

HO HO HO HOGAN

Me and Beth 

Always a winner with Kinga

Fun frolicks and more celebs than you can shake and leather pump at

• we danced to the tunes by the misshapes
• ate strawberries and chocolate brownies
• tried very hard to doge the waiting pap

But the best part of my evening was being introduced to the MAZING Beth Ditto this is how the conversation went 

Tim Clifton Green : Beth this is Jeanie she works at LOVE with us 

Beth: Have i met you before 

Jeanie: Surprised  look on my face erm No (I'd remember meeting you)

Jeanie: So I've been working all your clothes from that shoot you did 

Beth : Really that's so cute 

Jeanie : I LOVE YOU 

Beth : I love you to Jeanie

Beth : look at me and Jeanie Hanging out 

Beth: I love your hat 

Jeanie : I love your Jacket ( Marc by marc jacobs)

Cue lots of shouting and hugging 

Fun times !

LOVE DECKS AND MAGIC

Excuse the lateness of this post I'm almost Sober enough to write ! Friday was Changed to Funday as LOVE magazine were dJing at the double club fun and frolicks were had by all i spun a few tunes (few being the optimum word) danced like a manic and got very very drunk 

Highlights

• Me making a mini effort for a hot minute i wore heels and a peach emilio de la morena jacket (get me )
  
• Hearing Mr Lock play dana international MAZING 
  
• Watching miss Victoria Young's amazing single ladies routine Beyonce better watch out!
• meeting Ciara yeah you heard me ! bullying her into a picture she's my bessie mate now ok ok so she doesn't actually know that but that's a minor if you ask me. 
  
• Tim max and Me's mini R& B madness Big Tunes ,This is how we do it , Poison, salt & pepper's push it and Big Pimping MAJOR (well we thought so thats all that matters)

                                                        Kimi, moi, Our new mate Ciara
                                                 Anders Ciara and Isaac do the 1 2 Step
                                         Anders Whips the crowd up into a frenzy!
                                  MAJOR ALERT Mazing Max , Kool Katie  & Tasty Tim 
                                                             The Team on the Decks !!

OH NO Its UNIQLO

LAST night was party night which started off at Barbie @ dsm cupcakes pink drinks and a free Barbie my kind of party. then we went on to uniqlo launch ut collection of after for queuing for what seemed a lifetime i was rescued by the other love staff which was good because i was getting cold and grumpy not a good combination. highlights

• nearly getting killed by photographers who were taking pictures of peaches

• seeing sanjay from eastenders (again) taking over the whole dancefloor

SONY

Since i started working at fancy pants magazine i've kept my freeloading ways down to a minimum this is for several reasons :

a) i'm to tiered i just want to watch Hollyaoks , Eastenders maybe a Documentry if i'm feeling rather smart and go to bed i love my bed so much its a struggle to leave in the mornings and i'm always quite keen to get back to it.

b) i no longer have the attention span to talk to people or  to drink my body weight in (insert drink of choice here)

however yesterday i went back to my partying ways 

it was a launch for something or another oh yes some super slim sony tv don't ask me what it looks like i dont have a clue. 

Highights of the night 

• Rum and ginger beer awesome awesome YUM
  
• Seeing sanjay from eastenders walking around mazing
  
• Seeing the lovely henry holland dj 
  
• Realising my crush on Giles deacon is still going strong (i need to give up this dream of us getting married and him making me dresses its just sad) 
  
• Trying to make katie talk to ralph little
• Seeing amy (ppq) in a super duper black and white cape and liking alice d's new hair  double YUm 

LOVE IS IN THE AIR

Dream team Beth Ditto and Miss Katie Grand 

Last night was the launch of Katie grands new magazine LOVE and the royal academy they had a tea party and best part there was a treasure hunt fun I'd like to say I went but I didn't I had a very early start( shoot for the fancy mag I'm working at) but I'm told by reliable sources (i always wanted to say that) that it was fun and frolicks all around.  Apparently Beth Ditto will be the first cover star of Love now I LOVE Beth why well a she's very nice and b) she fat like me but she's famous so she automatically wins when i get riches Luella & McQueen will make me stuff too (sigh).

Vivian girls & new shoes

new shoes :-) bad legs :-(



oh i almost forgot last week we went to see Vivian girls at the old blue last reminded me of being back in Brooklyn i wore my new brogues it was generally quite ace.

FUN FUN @ DOUBLE CLUB & GROTTY GROTBAGS

Sazzel the bag lady 
hands in the airrrrrr
Alexandra+ Bella =Grotbags 

Another night out more bullet points  More pic's later see bullet points.

Highlights of the night

• It was cold enough so i got to wear my fur coat for once snug as a bug is the term for moi.
  
• dancing on a revolving dance floor (granted it took me about 20 Min's to work it out)
• hearing Mimi, fame, salt & pepper and Britney courtesy of Gareth pugh on the 1's & 2's
• convincing everyone that we needed to go grotbags even though we got there @ 2am
• seeing lots of pretty model boys one in particular 
• dancing to hole and girls aloud somewhere other than my bedroom

bad points of the night

• said model now thinks I'm sally stalker he caught me taking a photo not for me but for my mate  and for blog ekkk
• Dancing on the revolving dance floor you're making me dizzy my head is spinning!!!
• not being able to check my Fur coat in grotbags meaning i had to stash it with poor sazzel
• not having my camera AGAIN so stealing sazzels now i have her camera but not her charger as it forgot to give it back boooo
• Being the last ones on the dance floor in grotbags and loving "call the shots" a bit too hard 
• Kevin leaving early double booooooo

PONYSTEP

Great Gwendoline in Marios 

Tamar
My partner in Crime
Marios  & owner of the best hair in the world 
luscious Lotta grahn

BRRR CHECK OUT THE FURRR

Me and NicolaAHHHHHH



Best bits of the night 

• dancing to wildly on stage to Womanizer , whitney houston , beyonce (single ladies), Nivarna and  Mimi's all i want for Christmas 
• seeing about 15 boys i wanted to marry 
• Kevin morosky's Mazing ear he heard Single ladies while we were outside on fag duties
• making Friends with Marios Schwab (kind of )
• having a mean 1/2 pounder burger at the end of the night 
• seeing a boy with the best hair in the world (i'm not even joking it was perfection all lustrous and curly)
• Meeting  the awesomeness that is Nicola Formichetti in the flesh 

Worst bits of the night

• Cloakroom we waited what seemed like half of a lifetime
• having to wait to go outside for fags and fresh air
• eating the 1/2 pounder burger its now living on the hips waving at me 
• the cold 
• night buses living in the south is not working anymore 
• having precisely 3.45 mins sleep and getting up to do returns BOOOO 

MARRIAGE & VICE

After all the model mayhem and shoot fun I went to the Vice and lynx bullet party don't ask me what it was I have no idea but I do know there were 4 different cocktails I had them all twice. A very merry moi sazzel and the wonderful Kevin rolled literally it was hedious down to Bungalow 8  For Faris badwan night Marriage  I tend to avoid the sanderson the whole hotel scares me I feel like a dirty child in that place and I never want to touch anything becasue I can't afford to replace what i break. We headed down and it wasn't that great then we had some drinks (£10 quid for wine WTF) and then it was great no honestly it was a good time had by all. 

Neon Noise presents Kistune Maison @ Heaven

It was awesome it got very messy very quickly and neither I or Sazzel Edwards have Photo's of the amazingness that was last night a because i left my camera at home it sucks anyway and has erased all my video of the fashion in motion event (more on that later) the both of us got way to drunk to document anything.

Highlights 

• hearing dandy warhols , bjork, kylie, lil wayne, crookers & Nivarna 
• Seeing Jefferson Hack DJ he's on my Crush list 
• Getting Sazzel to give up the glamour and change into flats 
• seeing super sexy straight Boys (its been a while)

Lo lights 

• wishing i had a decent camera
• seeing Jefferson's Girlfriend looking beautiful confirming that my crush will never be realised 
• the heat (i think we were trapped in an oven)
• Seeing  super sexy straight boys and not being able to construct any sort of sentance