FAT FASHION ASSISTANT'S NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS

This year i plan to do the following (honest) 

•  EAT LESS CHEESE AND DRINK LESS WINE (no really I've eaten my body weight in cheese and drunk a  hideous amount of wine ) 
  
•  TO FINALLY READ FYDOR DOSTOYEVSKY's  THE IDIOT
  
•  TO STOP WATCHING HOLLYOAKS IT'S NOT GOOD FOR ME
  
•  TO DRESS LIKE SOMEONE WHO WORKS IN FASHION (maybe like one of those fancy jak and jil types)  INSTEAD  OF SOMEONE WHO SELLS THE BIG ISSUE 
  
•  TO MAKE THE BLOG LOOK BETTER
  
•  TO NOT GET SUCH SEVERE TRANSPORT RAGE
  
•  TO TIDY MY MAGAZINE ARCHIVE MORE THAN ONCE A YEAR
  
•  TO STOP DAYDREAMING SO MUCH 
  
•  TO WEAR HEELS 

i can pretty much predict that i won't do any of these but i feel marvellous after writing it down !