Monday, July 19, 2010

DEAR ....

Mrs Prada,

I would very much like this jumper below reasons why....


a) this jumper is pink , pink is a highly feminine colour , since I spend most of my days feeling like a fat 11 year old no one wants to talk to this could be my only chance in life to feel like a girl thus getting me a boyfriend which would make me feel like even more of a girl.

b) it actually looks like it might fit me ( ok ok not sample size perhaps a 42 might fit) for someone who spends a lot of time lusting after clothes i can't get my thumb into this could be a great improvement for the whole self esteem thing.

c) Till this day I have never ever lost/stolen any of your press samples therefore there must be some sort of rewards points system I'm on I imagine its like nectar points only with Prada not money off  bread or something.

d) You've forgotten my birthday it was a two weeks ago ( Dont worry wang has too his letter is next! ) so this would be a perfect make up for it.

e) IT'S THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD PLEASE CAN YOU GIVE ME ONE PLEASE !!!!!!

feel free to email me anytime so i can send you my address 

thanks again 

Jeanie 

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