Saturday, February 7, 2009

Dear Mary kate Olsen ...


I love you but can you, 

Just FUCK OFF already 

You have my life my vintage Hermes clutch that I spent three months trying to track down on Ebay (i couldn't afford it but in my head it was mine)  a much better selection of plaid shirts than I could ever imagine (sigh) and my boyfriend Now you've got the new Alexander Wang bag before everyone else IT'S NOT FAIR.

Can you throw a fat girl a bag please!!!  go on just tell Wang you lost it and send that one to me.

Contact me here for my postal address 

thanks in advance

Jeanie xx

PS I apologise for my foul language i just got a bit upset


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