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Dear Junya Watanabe,

This came to the office today and i really would like to keep it Please Please Please?? reasons why below.

(a) its a sample and i fit it! do you know how Many samples fit fat girls actually fit in?? none therefore I should have fun cape coat scarf thingy it will increase my considerably low self esteem.

(b) i never get anything free if i had this i'd stop making the sad face in the picture and i'd behappy and you would totes want that right??

(C) if i had this i would make a concerted effort to get on jak & jill , satorialist, facehunter etc etc i'd even brush my hair maybe put on some heels, this in turn would be excellent advertising for you earning you more big bucks and thus paying for cape coat thingy.

As i've demonstrated above i would really benifit from having this piece so if you can just let mekeep it that would be great.

Many thanks


Jeanie